we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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