we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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