I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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