Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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