is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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