Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Alive.
So much puke
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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