I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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