me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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