he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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