"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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