Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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