Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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