plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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