I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
