Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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