The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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