Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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