who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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