Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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