Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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