normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize