just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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