Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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