i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Blood and glitter go together right?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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