Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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