Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
last night I used snow as a chaser
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