oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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