oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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