Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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