Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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