brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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