I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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