It was confusing and full of hummus
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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