we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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