Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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