Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just pynch a tree in the face
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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