We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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