got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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