Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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