You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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