I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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