She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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