Non-Jews are for practice
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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