Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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