Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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