On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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