She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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