i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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