my mouth tastes like poor choices
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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