question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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